You must be dying to know at this point, so I won't keep you in suspense. Here goes.

The fabulous song that I discovered is: "Will You Return" by the Avett Brothers. It's fun. It's catchy. It has this sort of bluegrass/southern rock thing going on. Unfortunately, that particular song isn't on their myspace page, but there are some other songs of theirs that you can (and should) check out.

And the single worst song in the history of the universe...

Drum roll...

"BYOB" by System of a Down. It's so bad that I can't even honor the song (if you can even call it a song) or the band with a link.

It's beyond bad. It's gut-wrenching, vomit-inducing, make-your-ears-bleed, it-would-be-more-pleasant-to-punch-yourself-in-the-face-than-listen-to-this-crap, pure and unequivocal horse shit!

I mean, it truly baffles me that these "musicians" (and believe me, I use that term so very very lightly here) have managed to garner even a single follower. I can only assume that the people who like this crap must have some seriously disturbing psychological disorder.

I'd like to start a petition to force these freaks to stop making "music" (or whatever it is they make).

Won't you help this worthy cause by signing your name in the form of a comment?